Once upon a time, there was a beautiful car that never hurt anybody. This car was shiny and fast. It liked to be outside around nature so that it could cherish every moment of life.
Unfortunately, birds.
A big, stupid bird decided that it would slam itself into the car hundreds of times, over and over, leaving blood and spit and slimy bird poopjuice everywhere. It also left many scratches in the paint.
So the car moved.
BUT THE BIRD CONTINUED. AND THIS BIRD WAS A BAD CHARACTER. He loved to vandalize other people's property because his nest sucked and he couldn't get the girl birds. He also sagged his pants.
So, once again, the car moved.
AND THE BIRD STILL CONTINUED TO SCRATCH AND BLEED AND SHIT ON THE CAR SO I FUCKING SNIPED IT WITH A HUGE SCOPE AND ITS BRAINS WENT EVERYWHERE. WHEN THE BULLET HIT THE BIRD'S HEAD IT CAME OFF AND FELL TO THE GROUND NEVER TO HURT ANYONE EVER AGAIN THE END
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