Bad things happen to everyone. How does science explain unfortunate events? Usually with ghosts - and I agree! Blame the chilly freaks!Think about it. Ghosts are always present in everything bad that happens: power outages, unfinished homework, diabetes. Who knocked over my cup!? Not me. Not you. It is never you or me because it is ALWAYS a ghost!
Have you ever met a ghost? They are RE-TAR-DED! They aren't any smarter than your average two year old, and they have the same temperament. Ohhhh Mr. Ghost, you aren't happy with me closing this door? I guess you will bang on the cupboards and break shit until you get your way. Why don't you take your crayons and write me a mean message while you're at it? Plus they are always crying and shrieking and wailing. What babies they are.
boo-hoo
Ghosts need to grow the hell up. Seriously.
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