Now, dinosaurs aren't known for their intelligence. But then again, neither are annoying little kids. So I guess it shouldn't surprise you that scientists theorize that they share the same mental processes.So what kinds of thoughts do dinosaurs share with fat, chocolate-faced children?
1. LETS SEE HOW LONG I CAN SCREAM FOR AT 8 AM
2. THIS THING LOOKS EASY TO BREAK. I SHOULD PLAY WITH IT
3. A SMALL ANIMAL? COOL! LET'S STOMP ON IT!
4. IM GOING TO RUN AROUND THE HALLS BANGING ON SHIT
5. I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP
But dinosaurs aren't annoying when they do these things.
Dinosaurs can never be annoying. They can thrash all day and nobody can tell them otherwise. Nice analysis, good work!
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