Have you ever wondered why the statue of liberty, the tallest structure in the world, is holding an ice cream cone to the sky?BECAUSE ICE CREAM!
In one hand, lady liberty proudly holds ice cream, a real world ambrosia, to the heavens. In the other, a book most likely representing some stupid romance about vampires. She tries to hide that one because stories about vampires that give women unrealistic expectations suck. What I mean by they "suck" is that they suck the respect and legitimacy out of everything this great nation stands for.
Who likes the taste of blood anyway?
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