Dinosaurs have an excuse. Children don't

Now, dinosaurs aren't known for their intelligence. But then again, neither are annoying little kids. So I guess it shouldn't surprise you that scientists theorize that they share the same mental processes.

So what kinds of thoughts do dinosaurs share with fat, chocolate-faced children?



1. LETS SEE HOW LONG I CAN SCREAM FOR AT 8 AM
2. THIS THING LOOKS EASY TO BREAK. I SHOULD PLAY WITH IT
3. A SMALL ANIMAL? COOL! LET'S STOMP ON IT!
4. IM GOING TO RUN AROUND THE HALLS BANGING ON SHIT
5. I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP


But dinosaurs aren't annoying when they do these things.

Excellent Climbing Capabilities

Happy Cat in the Bath

Aye, scream!

Have you ever wondered why the statue of liberty, the tallest structure in the world, is holding an ice cream cone to the sky?

BECAUSE ICE CREAM!

In one hand, lady liberty proudly holds ice cream, a real world ambrosia, to the heavens. In the other, a book most likely representing some stupid romance about vampires. She tries to hide that one because stories about vampires that give women unrealistic expectations suck. What I mean by they "suck" is that they suck the respect and legitimacy out of everything this great nation stands for.







Who likes the taste of blood anyway?

BOOOO! Ghosts suck!

Bad things happen to everyone. How does science explain unfortunate events? Usually with ghosts - and I agree! Blame the chilly freaks!

Think about it. Ghosts are always present in everything bad that happens: power outages, unfinished homework, diabetes. Who knocked over my cup!? Not me. Not you. It is never you or me because it is ALWAYS a ghost!

Have you ever met a ghost? They are RE-TAR-DED! They aren't any smarter than your average two year old, and they have the same temperament. Ohhhh Mr. Ghost, you aren't happy with me closing this door? I guess you will bang on the cupboards and break shit until you get your way. Why don't you take your crayons and write me a mean message while you're at it? Plus they are always crying and shrieking and wailing. What babies they are.





boo-hoo




Ghosts need to grow the hell up. Seriously.